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    keep these coming, I love it.
     
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    This reminds me of primitive technology on youtube:[​IMG]
    Is this a bcusa gathering?
    [​IMG]
     
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    How do they handle the 4am piss? Would suck to be on the bottom or the top. Reminds me of the double decker couch in the Lego Movie. Neat in principle but terrible in practice!
     
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    1st rule of hammocking, use a pee bottle
     
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    I think in that situation the top guy has less problems than the bottom :D
     
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    2nd rule of hammocking, never buy used hammocks...for questions refer to the 1st rule of hammocks.

     
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    Lol, I've shown my wife this one for some time now. She rolls her eyes.
     
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    Isn't that supposed to be the Lt?

    Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G870A using Tapatalk
     
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    No, he's over here:D
    [​IMG]
     
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    I hope the first one did not eat beans
     
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    This is on an Adrian Rogers sermon about how the devil tricks you, he say it is like this.

    A man was out hunting bear and he found one and was about to shoot it when the bear asked him to not shot him and for the hunter to put his gun down and them go out to the road and talk about how they can help each other.

    The bear ask the hunter you must be after a fur coat and that is why you are hunting me and I want a meal that is the reason I am out here in the woods.

    After it was all said and done the bear had his meal and the hunter had his fur coat.
     
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    Ok, I'll stop now...
     
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    This reminds me of this one, Andy Griffith is funny one. Hope a youtube link is ok.
     
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    [​IMG]


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    hello,
    I just couldn't resist. :)
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