Discussion in 'General Bushcraft Discussion' started by Strngwlkr, Dec 2, 2016.
I don't get it....
You just got mooned!
Snow is coming !!!!!!
So y'all suffer from that illness as well?
I thought that was just a southern thang...
I want that 28 seconds of my life back.....
Great song, check it out.
I wonder what the gals version of this song would be? JUST SAYIN
Reminds me of this one...
That is an excellent question. I wish I knew.
That is too funny
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Not ALL southerners react like that.
Great posts' everyone[emoji23]
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Now that's funny!!!!
My wife wanted her, “roots” touched up last night. I’ve done this a couple of times before for her and I’ve learned some valuable lessons.
1. Hair dye is like bacon grease. It’ll splatter onto whatever you’re wearing.
2. It also doesn’t come off your hands for a long time.
Having learned my lessons I took off the white shirt I was wearing and had just my jeans and scrawny man shirt on. Over this I put m'lady's gaily colored paisley apron, snapped on the rubber gloves that came in the dye kit and prepared to do battle. She was in the bathroom, “pre-conditioning” her hair and I knew I had a few minutes so I ran out to the truck to bring in a few more items from the campout. The first thing I grabbed was that half bottle of Jack Daniel’s that I hadn’t finished when I saw Gandalf streak past. He’d nosed the front door open and was on his way to freedom.
I tried coaxing him back with gentle words squatting down so he didn’t feel intimidated but he wasn’t buying it. He took off down the back of the houses with me thundering after him yelling, “Gandalf, you little S#!t, come back here!” in my jeans, scrawny man shirt, paisley apron, rubber gloves and a half a bottle of whiskey.
He was having a ball with the new game of, “keep away” veering in just close enough for me to make a lunge at him and then making a quick cut and kicking in the after burners. I’m half stumbling around awkwardly getting fouled up by the apron trying to catch this little white streak of lightning and trying NOT to drop the bottle of whiskey.
He stopped just long enough to take a dump in the neighbor’s back yard and I closed in. I made my grab and almost had him but he did a rocket launch leaving a crap trail behind him that I hit with my right foot and had to do some fancy skiing/lawnsurfing/peeling out/arm flaying to stay upright and still hold on to the bottle. By this time my apron strings had come loose allowing the apron to shift around to my back. I was essentially wearing a paisley cape over a scrawny man shirt, carrying a whiskey bottle like a relay baton in rubber gloved hands streaking after and cursing a delighted little dog who couldn’t have been happier.
Finally my wife came out on the deck, saw what was happening and started calling him with a doggie treat. We finally got him into the back yard and, “rewarded” him for his behavior with a rawhide chew.
As I was scraping the poo off my shoe on the grass I looked up to see three of my neighbors on their back decks sort of looking away from me like they didn’t want to seem like they had been watching the show.
Wanna go again?
Hahahah , just great!
...And he got a treat for it....[emoji16][emoji106][emoji106]
King Tut was buried with a fire making bowdrill and hearth, but he didn't need one. He had a Pharaoh rod.
"....No , no , no . I said punk wood ... Not....
Aw ,Never mind."
Now THAT'S a Pharaoh Rod!
[quote uid=52868 name="Stone" post=3168302]King Tut was buried with a fire making bowdrill and hearth, but he didn't need one. He had a Pharaoh rod.[/QUOTE]<br /><br />
Ha pharaoh rod. Too funny
People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
Not your average sign here in the UK ...
Makes you think twice about trespassing though. [emoji16]
@Jakuka , THANK YOU!! I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. That "Nature-Rx" is pretty sweet. Something we all need as much as possible.
Permission to share elsewhere please sir? ....brilliant!
Its a great commercial, but not my video. The credits at the end aren't just part of the spoof, it's actually a real site. You can heck it out, there are a few other videos they've done as part of a project. Link...
Award Winning Campaign for Nature
Thank you for sharing ![emoji106][emoji106]
I wish I could like this one twice.
I'm sitting here laughing like a jacka$$ and my wife just looks at me and shakes her head...
Haha, this one came from my daughter. She has 3 kids and says legos are the bane of her existence
I thought I had passed the Lego phase of my life but SHMBO bought the dogs some hard plastic spikey dog chews that are supposed to be good for their teeth. Takes me back twenty years in a split second every time I step on one.