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Discussion in 'General Bushcraft Discussion' started by Strngwlkr, Dec 2, 2016.

  1. Usingmyrights

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    Deja vu
     
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    FIELDCRAFTLTC Roughian #10 Supporter Bushclass I

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    That's not old.
    I grew up enjoying 78 rpm records and listening to radio programs on a crystal set. Still have a few candle stick phones .
    The bat and board house I lived in had knob and tube wiring. And Ronald Ragan was an actor.
     
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    [​IMG]

    Sent from my SCH-I545 using Tapatalk
     
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    That got me giggling like a fool ...[emoji23]
     
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    I had times like that, not because I'm old, but we were at times that poor.
     
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    Me after bragging I've removed all the unnecessary gear from my pack:
    [​IMG]
     
  8. Crusher0032

    Crusher0032 Appalachian Arthfael LB-42 Supporter

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    Hope nobody gets offended, this makes me giggle like a fool:
    [​IMG]
     
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    Hoof Former Genius Bushcraft Friend

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    20 years ago we had Bob Hope, Johnny Cash and Steve Jobs, now we have no hope, no cash and no jobs. I sure hope Kevin Bacon doesn't die.
    ~ author unknown
     
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    [​IMG]


    Credit to @weltondl for that one ...

    Post #154
    Still giggling today...[emoji57]
     
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    The better half and I took a hike yesterday. After about an hour, I was worried I had gone death. Then I realized she had stopped to rest and I had kept walking. The silence in the woods was amazing.
     
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    Is this for a day hike or an overnighter?:33:
     
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    Arn't there weight limits to mountain trails ?
     
  15. Crusher0032

    Crusher0032 Appalachian Arthfael LB-42 Supporter

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    Day hike, no room for my hammock with that setup
     
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    Bush dentistry...

    Save some money and do it yourself...
    ...

    Win , win [emoji106][emoji106]

    [​IMG]
     
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    Being an old truck driver, I wish I could give this one multiple likes! Hang in there budd, and keep telling me how I'm number one.
     
  29. Leshy

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    That's the cutest koala ever right?
    [emoji16]
     
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    I made up those last seven myself just for you guys.
     
  32. PMSteve

    PMSteve Old Timey Outdoorsman Supporter

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    If you haven't seen them, go to YouTube and search "low bridge, tall truck". There are dozens of vids of big trucks failing to make it under low bridges.

    Some of them really make you wonder about the intelligence of a few truck drivers.

    Steve
     
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    Or bridge engineers.
     
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  34. MrFixIt

    MrFixIt Old Jarhead LB#42 Supporter Bushcraft Friend Bushclass I

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    :dblthumb:
     
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    Or the states who leave the same overhead height sign up for years even though they've put 8 inches of asphalt on top of the original road surface since the sign was put up.
     
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    Nothing fishy going on here. IMG_1442.JPG
    Heya now! Is that cat food? IMG_1445.JPG
    Look at that, there's a few pieces right on top of that stick back there. IMG_1447.JPG
    Gotcha!

    IMG_1452.JPG Looks like I'll be adding a dozen laundry baskets and a bag of cat food to my preps.
     
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    She's fine, I promise. I just realized the setup may be a bit confusing. It's a figure four deadfall.
     
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    SHould get some nice stakes out of that one!
     
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    I bet if you set it back up she'll fall for it again. You could play this game all afternoon.
     
  40. CivilizationDropout

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    I don't want ANY steaks when that one is done with them!

    Call it; "Practice".
     
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    @PMSteve While I was driving I saw two different bridges taken comlpetely out by oversize loads within 10 miles of each other in TX. Both within a 6 month time frame.
     
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    Great job! When I demo the figure 4 trap, I have always told people to go home and try it with their laundry basket and a small pet.
    Never knew of anyone that really did it until now!
     
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    @Crusher0032 Do you mean when they add 8 inches of asphalt to the lower road, and 8 inches to the overpass it doesn't equal out? :confused:
     
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    Thanks, I tried for the cat but he was to lazy to bother.

    Apologies for originally posting in the wrong forum and my thanks for moving it. Still getting to know my way around here.

    Jake
     
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    Or the kids. Gives you plenty of time for a nap. Just don't let DHS fine out.:54:
     
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    I should feel bad that I like that^ post so much!

    Less expensive than the velcro suit against and then toss them against the velcro wall!
     
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    Ooohh!! A velcro Deadfall !! Perfect. Lol

    Bushcrafting. Bringing families closer together since 2017!
     
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    ujyqypet.jpg

    That's a picture of me last winter...
    You can tell it was cold I'm wearing a hat.lol
     
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    And a fur coat.
     
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    I always wear a fur coat.lol
     
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