Bushcraft Humor

Discussion in 'General Bushcraft Discussion' started by Strngwlkr, Dec 2, 2016.

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    In Indian Country, they call that HAM.
     
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    It's not bushcraft, but I watched it on my phone in bed with the sound off and woke my wife with my silent laughing

     
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    Hahaha! That was great!
     
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    I had a leech on my testicle once. It wouldn't come off when i gently tugged on it, and I wasn't about to rip it off. So I poured salt on it. It shriveled up and wouldn't let go. I had to rip it off. Violence was the only way to make myself and my bleeding manhood feel better. I set that monster on fire and listened to the sound of it hissing as it burned.
     
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    Thanks Hoof, I needed that in my life:4:
     
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    That's one of the funniest vids I've seen in a long time!

    Steve
     
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    I must be very trustworthy.:p

    Coyote Ron
     
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    highlander Veni Vidi comedit lardum

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    Me too...
     
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    I've lost 85lbs since last Sept. I guess I'm getting less trustworthy lol.
     
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    This one deserves a helluva lot more likes, it cracks me up every time I watch it :dblthumb:
     
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    My favorite meme of all time.
     
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    mtnoutdoors Prov 27:17 Supporter

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    if being a fat survivor means you well make it then county me in. Prov 27:17
     
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    I think it was Nesmuck who said something about the difference between going out with the goal to "rough it" as apposed to going to "smooth it" Bushcraft is all about smoothing it, IMHO.
     
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    Do you know the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?

    Beer Nuts are $1.49 . . . Deer Nuts are under a buck.
     
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    A few classics from the good folks at John West:







     
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    Funny. I was out this weekend with a dehydrated meal. I didn't like it, so I switched to jerky. My friend asked if he could try it. I replied, "You want to eat something the fat guy turned his nose up at?"
     
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    I have never caught a 'smoked' salmon. Where did he get thyme in a survival situation?
     
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    That is just it, He is "bushcrafting" which means he knows enough about his area to never get caught in a survival situation.

    I always have a small seasoning kit with me. When we go outside camping, why do we need to leave good tasting food at home?

    And he isn't smoking the salmon. He is fire roasting it.
     
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    but if i dont drink the urine how do i keep my breath so fresh?
     
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    When you are stuck in the woods you have nothing but (thyme.)
     
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    The funniest thing on here lately is the chaos from the recent merger of two threads. Now, when Highlander says:
    it looks like he's responding to the post above about eating one's friends.
     
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    FIELDCRAFTLTC Roughian #10 Supporter Bushclass I

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    The Eskimo one made me think of something out of Tremors
    Good stuff.
     
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    They're all decked out but I bet none ofthe have a gun...or bells.
     
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    ...or bear spray either...!:D
     
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    Lots of people that stay close to home or a familiar area are less likely toget caught in a survival situation unless you made a bad call, you aren't preparing for those places, it's everywhere else.

    ...and you said "he caught a 'smoked salmon'", as in already smoked. :)
     
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    A bit OT, but this one was an actual LOL for me:


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    Thank you for posting that video.

    Hilarious. Almost spit my coffee out.
     
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    Some idiot is gonna try that.......SMH
     
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    Haha. You can't protect an idiot from himself.
     
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    IMG_2071.JPG Kind of bushcrafty but not really lol
     
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    Greetings,

    Here is something that I saw and think it is funny and bushcrat-related:
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    Regards,

    Christos
     
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    With 3 cats in the house, that’s perfect. Every time we strolled past the “model” tents at various stores I would comment to the wife about “cat houses”! She eventually caught my drift.
     
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    Ostrich Parking !

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    Just for some of you. Okay a lot of you. ;)
     
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    Hey, I resemble that remark....
     
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    Bet that place smells like hay and arthritis cream :D
     
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    When Easter and 4/20 (marijuana day) fall on the same weekend.
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    I`m sure most of us Boomers remember when Spam came in a can and not in an e-mail. :59:
     
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    A Short Easter story:
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    That was really funny!
    Looks like something Mr. Bean would try.
     
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    An old man asks his doctor for half of a viagra pill.
    Doc asks, "are you sure you're healthy enough for sex?"
    Old man replies, "who mentioned sex? I'm tired of peeing on my boots!"
     
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    so funny because its true hahahaha
     
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    No disrespect was detected at this end.
     

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