Discussion in 'Preparedness' started by Primordial, Jan 11, 2019.
With gray you get egg roll...
NEVER give up
Blow myself up? Not sure what that'll accomplish, but ok....
OH DEAR... Viewer discretion is advised!
The main event is at about 3:20 in the video.
gosh, between @Primordial blowing himself up, and @LAKE CLARK burning his house down I think we need a paranoia sub forum, instead of a preparedness one lol
I may start a paranoia challenge thread..... Tinfoil Hat a Go-Go!!
Actually that could be a fun idea - a tinfoil hat contest. Most fun tinfoil hat wins a roll of tinfoil!
@PACoureurDuBois , that's a go!
GAW. If you've read through all the dumb posts in this thread so far, you deserve a chance to win something.
Make a tinfoil hat, post a photo of you wearing it and also post a photo of it holding water.
The prize will be a small survival kit I will send out to the winner. GO!
Dang it! I'm at work!!!
A hardcore man wouldn't let being at work stop him from wearing a tinfoil hat...just say'n.
Best I can do on short notice!
That's funny right there! Then I thought of the "zombie horde" covered in glitter...please, someone find a gif!
Dude, I love you like a brother I never wanted but, I'm not taking a 4 hour round trip ride to go buy some tinfoil...probably.
LMAO!!!!!!!!! You win! Pm me your address!
GAW for survival kit# 2....this one will be a random number pick from the entries.
Not in but here’s my Pops wearing my tin foil hat that I made last night!
Actually it’s for our Tin Foil Hat Society theme for our Trivia Night Team theme.
I think it actually works as I already knew of your post before you posted it!
Don’t know if it’ll hold water but it did fine with Jack on the rocks!
Going for that Robin Hood meets paranoid doomsday prepper look.
Brynja the Newf drank some of the water.
Ive seen how some of you guys make fire. I'm surprised more of you don't blow yourselves up .
Hiding under the table withbmybtin foil hat cause extra radio waves and stuff from the non prepared survivalin types
Steggy getting a drink at water hole 517 after the green stuff ya know for living in all out if the cache of crossman 760s
Ive caused several fires and a few small explosions so really its only a matter of time . Now im wondering if i pour lighter fluid down the barrel of my 760 and shoot it at a candle ...... hmm could be sooner than i think . The best quote on being blown up " You may have a slight ringing in your ears , luckily you will be no where near them "
I had my hat on, but I could still hear the dog in my head, so I had to block his transmissions as well.
I need to see both lids filled with deadly dihydrogen monoxide.
Dihydrogen Monoxide? This is a cruel contest, sir. I was hoping to join, but not with this madness.
Sorry, my signals were getting blocked ….. Look how menacing and bubbly that stuff is ! I needed to put one inside the other to contain it !
I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who got this sort of impression from that dude...
I'll Do It Man!
I, sadly, have no foil this evening and fear I may not see the morning light if I continue to read this thread.
Therefore, I am resigning myself to my bed before there is irreparable damage to what is left of my fragile little mind...
Likewise...I'm hitting that sack too..meet you back here tomorrow?? lol
Yeah. I looked again.
Just a glutton for punishment I suppose.
I tried making a spartan helmet out of foil but it fell apart on my head. The men in black must have caught wind of my plan and removed the design from my brain before I had a chance to finish building the device.
Sorry I only got four words into the thread title before I had to go find out...
I was wondering if someone was gonna go there...
Yes, my judgement was sufficiently impaired by that time last night...
Bet you slept like a baby though.
The only thing I could blow up for survival... my "inflatable date" and she has her own tin foil hat.
Has the all clear been anounced yet
Because you asked:
How many patch kits do you carry for that?
@Primordial and his thread
If I were to find myself as a "Lone Wolf" protecting my homestead from souped up, weaponized, lifted, rust colored patina Honda Civic driving spike haired, pierced, tattooed, chain and leather wearing cannibal marauders armed with barbwire baseball bats, circular sawblade battle axes, Cold Steel products and logging chain lassoes?
Dang right I would blow myself up! But only if I could take out at least 51% of their numbers. I can't let my dry beans, bacon grease, macaroni, Chef Boyardee and 50lb bags of worm infested white rice fall into the wrong hands thus jeopardizing the fate of all humanity.
Someone has to get blowed up to protect the rest of you sheep! You're Welcome!
I apologize for being so harsh. I just realized my tinfoil is made from aluminum.
This thread could be paired with the, "Do you wax your underwear" thread.
GAW runs until Monday. Then I will choose random number for winner. Once all the contact info is given to me I will blow this thread up so it doesn't live on forever like the waxed skivvy thread....unless people want it up lol.
There's a GAW?!
What do you have to do?
I've got a case of Tannerite under the work bench
Blow up the thread so the wrong types can’t take it over and use it for nefarious purposes.
There is a BIG problem with this thread. Tin foil is expensive and rare. I am willing to bet that none of the hats shown above are made from tin foil. So, everyone must be disqualified, or the OP needs to rectify... (odd word, that rectify thing) the problem and ask for ALUMINUM foil hats.
All clear? Not till the fire goes out...
And, since there was a misunderstanding on the ‘other’ thread, there is more than one fire going...