Mad Punty's Peep Madness GAW! (Winner announced)

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  1. MAD Punty

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    It's that time of year again, spring. How do I know it's spring? Because I have seen them, that plague of invasive, unnatural, evil critters known as Peeps! They're everywhere all of a sudden, just appearing out of nowhere all at once like a plague of locusts!

    Something must be done! It's time that we put an end to this poisonous commercial invasion of our spring! Yes, that's right, it is time for....

    Peep Madness!

    Exterminate these vermin!
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    Show me your knives! Show me your axes! Show me your trapping skills! Show me your bows and arrows or whatever you've got to beat back the Peep Horde! Beware, though....Peep guts are an unholy, sticky mess.

    I want to see your gear, your weapons, your skills, your creativity, and your humor! Make me laugh, make me smile, show me that you are, indeed, worthy!

    This event will last until Easter Sunday. On the Monday following, I shall name one member here the Sir Peepslayer! (or Madame Peepslayer! ;))It's a lofty title, one that is not easily obtained, though many have tried (not really, this is the first annual event), NONE have succeeded.

    Once the Peepslayer has been chosen, the finest of rewards shall be granted to him or her (provided they live within the contiguous 48 states), that being the legendary, the rare, the sought after by many....

    Swedish LK35 Ruck!

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    Should you choose to participate in Mad Punty's Peep Madness, and win, but do not want the LK35, then you will earn the honor of naming the winner yourself! That's right....collusion is allowed and encouraged! Bribery, too, if you want to bribe other participants into naming you the winner of this fine booty!

    Show me your gear, show me your wares, show me your skills, show me you are one bushcrafter who knows a thing or two about dispatching Peeps!

    Happy hunting, brothers and sisters!

     
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    This brings so much joy to my Monday shift.
     
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    Oh my gosh. Just saw the first Peeps of the season at Target. I knew I should have killed those damned things...
     
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    Must find Peeps to dispatch! :46:
    Fun and generous GAW:39:
     
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    Holy crap....what an EPIC giveaway!!!

    I'm not in as I already have an LK35, but I love roasting those little suckers whole on a long stick over an open fire. Their insides get all soft and gooey while their skin gets all crispy and crackly!
     
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    This will be horrendous.
    I come off as a nice guy but the old jarhead in me has been awoken.
    Fear me as you have never feared anything in your pitiful lives.
    Cower before my wrath and bow to my willingness to inflict DEATH to all PEEPS!!!
    Bwahahaha!
     
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    Yeah...I'm not buying it. :28:


    LOL
     
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    Side not with those pitiful creatures...my reach is far and wide!
     
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    Psst. @MrFixIt , I heard some peeps were talking smack about @t.darrah .
    Go get 'em!
     
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    Look like this could be challenging, coming up with something different. Well I’ve got some ideas. Now to get some peeps.
     
  11. MrFixIt

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    Has been summarily dealt with ;)

    There will be marshmallow goo everywhere!
    And if you bunch of pansies don’t step up to combat the evil hoard you will be taunted till you all cry to your Momas!
    Bwahahaha!!!
     
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    Cool GAW...I like the way you think! :D
     
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    Not in...I'm skeered of them critters! :eek:
     
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    I just can't wait for this to evolve. :)
     
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    I'm in - because that sack is EPIC! I promise I am going to make you laugh or cry or both? I just picked up 3 packs of peeps. Wish me luck. Will post a video or pictures or both in the next 48 hours :D! Also thanks for the GAW! Good luck to everyone!
     
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    This is awesome! Thank you!
     
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    This is going to really cool. See my wife LOVEs those thing. But me I despise those things so this will be so much FUN :D.
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    Our first catch of the day!

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    This is amazing. The gears are already turning.
     
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    peeps are of the devil ...
     
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    Wait, what?!
    In the driveway of the shop?!
    Guess what you yellow devil...

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    Bwahahaha!
     
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    A promising beginning! :dblthumb:
     
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    She's gathering intelligence. That's her specialty . :cool:
     
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    I fully intend to join you guys @MrFixIt & @BalsamFur ... I'm just making sure none of those sneaky little buzzards are circling around to get behind us. ;)
     
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    my hatred of peeps is such that i'm not sure i could force myself to obtain peeps in order to torture them ...
     
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    Impossible! I'm far too alert for that.

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    Having spotted one earlier when I was out with the dogs I decided to make a twitch up snare...


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    My survivalin’ knife gets the duty.

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    Utilizing a natural small game trail location.

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    Peeps like blood, so the wait begins...
    (it’s actually ketchup;) )
     
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    The game is afoot...


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    The yellow devil scents the blood...
     
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    2 confirmed kills today...

    Bwahahaha, bwahahaha!!!
     
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    My granddaughter prefers to eat those suckers live. I would post her picture but she's in the witness protection program.
     
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    duuuuude, skin and bones and all? :)
     
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    What can I say about an eleven year old? She really likes the squirt and crunch.
     
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    Here Peeps here Peeps the search is on.:D
    The elusive Blue Peep has been found. With my good old .177 BB gun. I got 2 clean shoots off. Clean shoot they went down fast.

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    This one thinks it's camouflaged.

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    Nope!

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    NICE !!!!!!

    . Ha, ha, ha.snicker, snicker.
     
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    Since Peeps are made here in eastern PA, there's actually a Peep outlet store about an hour south of me.

    I've had a couple ideas that would definitely win me the pack frame. Unfortunately, it would also result in my incarceration and imprisonment.
     
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    Always a catch 22...
     
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    I'm at work, without my arsenal of sharp things, so I had to get creative.
    I shaved down some plastic strapping to simulate that fake Easter grass

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    Now to wait...

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    There's one!

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    Got him!

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    I have a bunch of fireworks left over...do we need proof of extermination? I have a feeling one might not survive re entry.
     
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    You can usually find bits and pieces strewn about.
     
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    He was a strapping young peep.....

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