That's not a lion!

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  1. OMRebel

    OMRebel Meanderer of the Piney Woods Supporter Hardwoodsman Bushclass I Bushclass II

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    A man and his pet snail walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other. Finally, the bartender says: "Last call." So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my snail." The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the snail falls over dead. The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave. The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there." To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a snail."

    source: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/snailjokes.html

    Saw this little guy while I was and thought I'd share a picture and a giggle.
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    I love snails (when they aren't in my garden)
     
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    I understand tney aren't bad on a plate with garlic.
     
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    Very cool pic thank for sharing.
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    DomC Retired Old Scrub Stomper

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    I used to eat stuffed escargot at Boston's Faneuil Hall Marketplace back in the early '80s when I was stationed in New London, Ct. Hmmm, hmmm good!
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