Bushcraft on the brain

ckirk1311

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This has got to be some sort of neurological disorder.

I've been experiencing some things lately that just aren't normal... Like passing by the neighbors debris pile, looking at it and identifying 2 or 3 types of useful wood in it, thinkin', "is he gonna throw that away?", "He's not going to burn that is he?", "That would make a great x,y or z handle".

A little while back, my dad purchased some tarps. As I was setting them out covering some things for him, I couldn't immediately identify the material they were made of so I did what anybody would do and began molesting his tarps... pulling on them seeing if they stretched at all, looking for tags with a thread count, lol, etc... He saw this and looked at me in the strangest way and asked, "what... are... you doing?" The whole time, I had been calculating the rough cost of materials to turn this thing into a tarp tent in my head.

I have also been unable to throw about half my garbage away until I carefully consider wether I'll be able to use this material for some bushcraft related project. I've actually started a box for this and it's full of ibuprofen bottles, spice bottles, sandpaper scraps, vacuum cleaner belts, short pieces of wire, string and paracord... and heaven forbid I have a piece of clothing to toss out... Is it cotton? Can I make some charcloth out of it? Can I use it to make a new belt pouch?

Craziness.

This mornings incident was a little over the top though. I figured it was time to reveal my disorder and seek some help. You know, they say it's better to talk to someone about these things... anyway...

I was looking at the news and some political mess was going on. There was a photo of one of the politicians on a stage and the light was shining through his HAIR in just the right way. I took one look at that and thought, "you know, if I hit that with a firesteel, I bet it would go right up in flames".

That last one was a little extreme and maybe you haven't had that happen but the question remains...

"Do you have bushcraft on the brain?"

Tell us allll about it!
 
*Stands up and says....'Hi, my name is Ken....and I'm a bushcrafter!' The wife and I have bags full of empty coffee cans, soup cans, soda cans for projects, and wood shavings embedded in the carpet of our rv from where she's made shavings and feather sticks inside for practice during bad weather. I'm always outside trying out a new diy stove boiling water in burn tests and making lots of ramon and hot chocolate for us. lol
 
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Suddenly, I don't feel so alone! It is nice to know that others suffer from the same afflictions that I do. I am constantly grabbing Progresso soup cans out of the trash can at work to make gassifier stoves with.
 
While at lunch with a coworker a short time ago he called me out on playing with my napkin when I was done eating....turns out I was doing a two strand twist with it and I wasn't even conscious of the fact I was twisting up cordage from my napkin!
 
My wife calls me a hoarder now 'cause I can't throw anything away. This is what's currently on the desk around the lap top.

Krazy glue
New Skin
Two bottles of mosquito repellant
CRKT Guppie
Three razor blade dispensors
Gatco sharpener
Two small plastic containers
Two jars bouillon cubes
Plastic container full of small strike anywhere matches
Plastic container full of large strike anywhere matches
Three safety pins
Large Bic lighter
AAA Maglite wrapped with electrical tape
Jones candy tin that I'm slowly emptying
Gerber Curve
Small flask (haven't decided what to put in it yet)
Carving from Bucketosuds (have to work on that hatband)
small Altoids tin
Victorinox tin with canvas to make charcloth
plastic container fuul of pencil sharpener shavings
fishin' kit in a pill bottle
1X30" leather belt for the sander I just bought
several zip ties
three more small empty plastic containers
first aid kit (still tweaking it)
More Krazy Glue (small one use tubes)
more razor blades
small abrasive bar for sharpening
cigar cutter
roll of green wire
two Petersons Field Guides
Cotton wick in a steel tube
church key
 
Indeed there is no reason for so many edged tools, packs, fire kits, cordage, and supplies to be laying around my house. I guess the first step is admitting you have a problem.

My name is Phillip and I'm a bushcrafter...
 
*looks over at window sill contents* pencils pens container with xacto knife blades several pieces of wood couple chunks of antler wood spoons other assorted tools

Yeah I think I got the disease to LOL :D
 
HAHAHA, here I sit reading these forums with my fingers weaving a bottle carrier with a long shoulder strap out of jute twine I found at work. thinking of weaving in little "pouches" to hold firesteel and CBPJ and other little ditties like maybe a tiny fishing kit. grab the water bottle and good to go so to speak. Do I have bushcraft on the brain? HECK YA
 
This is a common malady, and we are all here to support each other.
Just remember that bushcraft motto- Adapt, Improvise, and over come.
 
Welcome to the crowd!!! I have often wanted to light politicians on fire too just to get them to shut up. ;) Seriously though, I'm thinking that everyone is this way except our wives who can't fathom that we don't want to throw everything away.
 
It wouldn't be so funny if I wasn't the same way. (Stands up) My name is William and I'm a bushcrafter too lol
 
*Stands up* My name is Zech and I'm a bushcrafter. I'll randomly be at work, in the yard, or anywhere else and pick up a small twig or break it off a tree to see if it has a nice clean, crisp, "snap" to it. Then if it does, wish I could stop and make a fire. I drive down the road, see tall clumps of dead grass, and desire to light a tinderbundle immediately. I also almost wreck off the road peering to see if that's really dogsbane, milkweed, or any cordage making material, or merely a weed. Also occasionally look like I have mange as a direct result of sharpening my knives and testing each one to see just how sharp it is...And I've also contemplated setting up a direct-deposit account at Chestnut Ridge Knife Shop since that's where most my money goes anyhow.
 
My name is Andy and I'm a bushcrafter. I didn't list the items on the floor around the desk for fear of sounding like a slob as has been mentioned by the wife.

Wife " Why don't you put that stuff away?"
Me " 'cause I might need it"
Wife " for what?"
Me " ya don't know till ya need it".
Me " don't throw that container away"
Me " what ya doin' with that box?"
Me " teach me to use the sewing machine"
wife " you're weird"
me " I can live with that"
 
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