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Please, if I EVER get that way, take me out behind the barn and put me out of our misery.
Gang stalked by mountain lions. Been there.
That was pretty funny.
Thanks for the chuckle.
Thanks for the chuckle.
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Tale as old as time.
Look Grog! He use stone flake! Grog not know bone bestest for mammoth? Stupid grog die next time go for bighorn, watch!
Stupid Bog! Bog thinkem shiney white rock best for edge! Regular flint do just good! White rock too much, hard to flake edge!
Dummy bog and grog! Die next hunt, no use clovis, CLUB WITH CLUB!
Edit to add: this post inspired me to change my avatar lol
Look Grog! He use stone flake! Grog not know bone bestest for mammoth? Stupid grog die next time go for bighorn, watch!
Stupid Bog! Bog thinkem shiney white rock best for edge! Regular flint do just good! White rock too much, hard to flake edge!
Dummy bog and grog! Die next hunt, no use clovis, CLUB WITH CLUB!
Edit to add: this post inspired me to change my avatar lol
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I laughed out loud!
Leave no trace, you selfish pos! 
That fella is wrapped a mite tight!
Dad’s gear, for an overnighter, was a 3-bladed Shrade Walden, (yellow scales), a hip pocket bottle of Old Granddad, a pack of Camels, a pack of Pall Malls, a book of paper matches, and a Zebco 33… Didn’t carry anything else, not ever, and in all the times I went with him, I don’t remember either of us getting eaten by lions or bears, or dying of anything much… I do remember getting hungry, and being told I wasn’t apt to die of hunger anytime soon…My gear for such trips was a piece of cardboard with a line, hook, and sinker wrapped around it; a pole and bobber could be made anywhere we stopped… Certain sure glad I didn’t know then what I know now, I would have never survived!
Dad’s gear, for an overnighter, was a 3-bladed Shrade Walden, (yellow scales), a hip pocket bottle of Old Granddad, a pack of Camels, a pack of Pall Malls, a book of paper matches, and a Zebco 33… Didn’t carry anything else, not ever, and in all the times I went with him, I don’t remember either of us getting eaten by lions or bears, or dying of anything much… I do remember getting hungry, and being told I wasn’t apt to die of hunger anytime soon…My gear for such trips was a piece of cardboard with a line, hook, and sinker wrapped around it; a pole and bobber could be made anywhere we stopped… Certain sure glad I didn’t know then what I know now, I would have never survived!
Them woods ain't as friendly as they used to be!!
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That was great! Ha. Thanks for the laugh!
That was some funny #%>. LOL!
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Just joking.
My wife recently reminded me that when we first started being a couple I would wear Teva flip-flops when we went hiking. I grinned and told her survival wasn't high on my agenda for those trips 
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Ha! Too funny! Good stuff.
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Now I know where certain members went to 
Liabilities, a good term to remember.
Liabilities, a good term to remember.
Let me guess, pack of Camels for chew and pack of Pall Malls for smoking.
I've seen this before...
Victor
Dad just smoked two brands
I was gonna ask...
That was hilarious!
I might be calm on the outside, but the little voice in my head sounds more like the guy in the blue. I've managed to tone it down to, "don't come whining to me if your day sucks because your gear sucks."
I might be calm on the outside, but the little voice in my head sounds more like the guy in the blue. I've managed to tone it down to, "don't come whining to me if your day sucks because your gear sucks."
Thanks for the chuckle, brilliant.